Diggity-Dankness

Very high quality marijauna, usually grown indoors, via hydroponics system.

Damn that bud's the diggity-dankness

by Dj Puck October 14, 2004

Hella Dank

Mostly used to describe really good weed but can be used for something that has been done that was very cool.

"Man that shit was hella dank, im blazed.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

off the dank

Used by stoners/bros to describe something very cool.

That plaid visor is off the dank, bradawg.

by criminal_pedophile January 14, 2011

dank zone

Like the friendzone but they only want you for the dank memes

1)I really love him but he only wants my memes

2)dude you just got dank zoned

by Xx_keith_xX November 23, 2016

Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.

Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.

by Friccler June 14, 2018

Swank dank

Something that could be extremely good or extremely bad, could be used in any context, word that encompasses everything, no one true meaning. The best verb ever

Dude I think I contacted swank dank from Britney last night but it was a swank dank night, my new phones pretty swank dank, I broke my arm this is swank dank, dude her pussy felt swanky and danky,. Shut the swank dank up.

by Swank dank September 25, 2019

IB Dankness

A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)

“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”

Person 1: *bad joke*

Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness

by literallystfu August 26, 2019