A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom
wrestling with
men in
bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's
wrestling again with
Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want
chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"