Anal Crickets

When ones anus itches so badly they resort to clipping the individual hairs by using cricket legs to extract the foicles. The eastern European cricket anuskus munchielias is commonly used to remedy such discomfort.

John: "Fuck my ass itches so badly! Have you heard of ANAL CRICKETS!"

Frank: "Have you heard of Anuskus Munchielias, its an all natural remedy to ittchy balloon knots."

by Topum Hat May 20, 2010

I hear crickets

Absolute silence when a joke bombs or someone says something awkward. It can also be used for someone not speaking about something unacceptable.

About the lack of outrage by Republicans over Trump's racist comments Republican strategist Susan Del Percio :"I hear crickets."

by duckspaddling July 18, 2019

sri lanka cricket team

A team which calls Rohit Sharma as father!

Sri Lanka cricket team calls Rohit Sharma as father from the time he scored 264 runs against them!

by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021

jimmy cricket

1. when a boy gets a boner, erection, his peepee go da douing douing douing!!!

I was talking dirrty to Tom, and he got a jimmy cricket

by Kc_Kit-Kat November 16, 2006

dirty cricket

When a man sticks his finger in the girls cornhole, then fingering her vagina with the shit infested finger.

"Jeffery and Samantha just did the dirty cricket and she screamed whenever she heard what had happened"

Jeffery- "It was worth it. I didnt even like her"

by Bill August 29, 2005

moon cricket

slang term describing WHITE PEOPLE..

moon: because they are pale and pasty-colored like the moon
cricket: because they are noisy as hell and take everything over

That dude's boss is such a moon cricket

by alphonse the lurker October 25, 2006

Cricketeer VI

A plague of Egypt that combines forces with Jebus X to become the all mighty power of Egypt

Jebus X and Cricketeer VI rule the universe because they remind the girls of John Holmes

by cricketeer VI June 15, 2003