Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

by PortalDM March 11, 2019

Creamy Thighs

Someone who has perfectly thicc thighs.

OMG, did you see Kristina's thighs. Those are best creamy thighs I have ever seen. I just wanna lay my head on them.

by Milic May 7, 2021

Lil' creamy

A cum squirt done by force to the face of a hooker or slut.

Hooker: Ooouu ouh yeaah
Jamal: Damn slut, you gotta tight-ass pussy
Jamal: I'm cummin'... I'm cummin!!!

(Jamal's friend Hunter comes in)

Hunter: Yo dog, that bitch ain't dun yeett son
Jamal: Wacha talkin' bout nigga?
Hunter: Give er a Lil' creamy
Jamal: HAHA get ova here bitch ass hoe

by Lord Dick October 14, 2011

job creation

The act of unzipping one's trousers or slacks.

Even in a slow economy, Clinton was willing to demonstrate his acumen at job creation, even for the unpaid position of White House Intern. His "tally" is surely more than the geckoesque sum total of Mitt Romney's employment strategies.

by Newt's shrunken Newt December 15, 2011

The creator of SEX

Someone who posts nsfw sex art commissions on twitter and people would acknowledge them as the "THE CREATOR OF SEX"

Horni dude with money: SIR I PURSUE YOUR TWITTER, YOU ARE THE CREATOR OF SEX, I NEED BIG COCK, BIG COCK
Nsfw Artist: I-I'm not open for commissions right now-
Horni dude: I AM CUMING AT THE THOUGHT

by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020

Cuntent creator

Another term for an e-girl.

Most likely an undergrad who does sex work in her dorm when her roommates are gone.

Often charges ridiculous prices because she knows that simps and gullible men alike will pay a fortune for anything.

Is often extremely sassy and self-absorbed (this is the second implied meaning of cunt in "cuntent").

E-girl: Heyyyy boo, I saw your post that you were interested in a custom video. I am willing to do $50/min. How does that sound to you?

Normal dude: Wtf, you think I'm a simp or smth?

E-girl: I don't need your attitude here. Clearly you don't deserve my valuable attention. Bye Felicia!

Normal dude: What an absolute cuntent creator.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

i literally can't think of anything creative

Every single word already had it's own definition.

Seriously i literally can't think of anything creative

by Xoin January 3, 2019