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country cousin

a distant but related person or thing (from a term for a unsophisticated relative who lives in and/or is accustomed to a rural area)
The errant belief that many people go insane during the full moon may be a country cousin of the werewolf myth.
by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2010
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cousin

n. marijuana

Derived from the code: "Cousin Herb", or herb. Used when trying to score a bag when you are parinoid that someone might be listening.
Do you think you could get ahold of your cousin for me?
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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your cousin

Like "yo momma" only... your cousin. Because this one is NOT way overused. And much cooler. Thanks to Kylie, Carolynne, and their tireless efforts to rid our generation of stupid catchphrases.

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AND IT'S YOUR NOT YO, STUPID SICK FREAKS. Your cousin is ashamed of your pronounciation.
"You're so stupid." "You slept with your cousin."

"What's up?" "Your cousin!" "That's suggestive." "Go rape a cadaver."
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Wiener Cousins

Two gentlemen become Wiener Cousins when both are Wiener Brothers with the same third gentleman.
To further explain, if Jeeves and Jay have had both made love to the same woman, thus becoming Wiener Brothers, and Jay and Aaron have both made love to a second woman, creating a second Wiener Brothers relationship, then Aaron & Jeeves are Wiener Cousins through their shared relationship with Jay.
Jeeves: So I porked Chloe the other day

Jay: Yay! That means you're Wiener Brothers with Aaron! And he & I are Wiener Brothers, so now you and I are Wiener Cousins!

Jeeves: Honey I'm so happyyy!

Jay: Me too, buddy. Me too. Now all you need to do is have sex with your mum and you & I will be Wiener Brothers too!
by Reiquaza August 2, 2010
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Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin

Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.
I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.
by siris83 November 16, 2006
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Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!
by BrianX94 May 30, 2009
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cousbin

1.When you marry a relative or are closely related. 2.When your family tree does not have that many limbs. 3.When you swim in the shallow end of the gene pool.
OMG their kids have three eyes, she must have married her cousbin.
by D Mike December 12, 2006
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