cynical correctness

To find tenuous and contrived reasons to be offended by statements or actions of others.

Example: "He didn't use a gender neutral term, so he is both sexist and transphobic" when really he is just bad at grammar. The person who said this was preaching cynical correctness

by Cynical correctness May 1, 2020

Political Correctness

Using a non-offensive term for something.

"Why are conservatives so offended by political correctness?"

"Because they would rather use the racist and homophobic terms."

by LeftistBitch October 8, 2020

beard mustache connectors

Something that gives the beard a nice flow. Without connectors, your beard looks like absolute shit. Unless you're going Abraham Lincoln.

I can't grow beard mustache connectors for shit. Imma shave em off or do the Ol' Abraham Lincoln.

by #ThugLife July 2, 2015

The Nector Collector

A towel or article of clothing used to clean the jizz after a nice jerk off session.

"Yeah the nector collector is getting pretty crusty"

by gausshog May 30, 2019

used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

by D Flawless November 11, 2021

I stand corrected

Synonym to forfeit an argument, surrender.

Basically people say it when they get fucked so badly in an argument they can't even come back from it.

Barry: "Hey Jerry COUNTERARGUMENT THATS REALLY GOOD"
Jerry: "I stand corrected"

by mylifeisadefinition September 1, 2021

Correct

Everything is right. There will be nothing wrong.

Andrew: Tonight's gonna be soooo good
Shannon: Tonight is gonna be sooo correct!

by Keshins January 28, 2005