Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019
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a guy in a my class named Grant Wood who takes BILLIONS of random ass pictures of himself with some Nyquil and allergy medicine...
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Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.
No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
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Get the conceited mug.Different from regular motion sickness, sufferers of motion concentration sickness can enjoy being in a plane, train, or automobile as long as they are not concentrating on something other than the scenery.
Sarah: (driving) I think we missed our turn back there. What does the map say?
Kat: (looks at the map) Yeah, we're about two miles past it. Pull over, I think I'm gonna to puke. Reading the map gave me motion concentration sickness.
Thomas tried to study for his exam while on the bus, but his motion concentration sickness kicked in and gave him a headache that lasted the rest of the day.
Kat: (looks at the map) Yeah, we're about two miles past it. Pull over, I think I'm gonna to puke. Reading the map gave me motion concentration sickness.
Thomas tried to study for his exam while on the bus, but his motion concentration sickness kicked in and gave him a headache that lasted the rest of the day.
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