Dell Computer

Black slabs that run at 2 frames per second, they like deep fried chicken and long walks along the beach.

Don't buy a Dell Computer there actually poo poo

by Not_Campron December 11, 2020

computer tech

a person who gets underpaid to fix simple user errors

Person A:"My computer is working."
Person B:"Call that computer tech"

by marc September 4, 2003

Computron

another word for Computer Lab. Coined by Colin Healey at DASAC.

See: Sleep Apnia, RISD, Pixilation.

"Editing in the Computron with me and Noah! But DON'T SIGN UP until you've talked to one of us, because it's an EDITING, not a SHOOTING, class. In the Computron! Block 2!"

by Casemander P-Vice September 30, 2007

Computerus

A computer owned by a woman, and feminized until it is rendered useless to a man.

"Where's mom?"
"She's upstairs working on her computerus."

by Gribby May 23, 2008

Dual Computers

A no0b term used by Kawanu which is a tauran warrior on shadowmoon. It is used to describe having two computers in your room....

Jesse is a dumb ass "I have dual Computers in my roomzors ZOMGZ!!!1111"

by Zach Nate September 19, 2006

computer ji

Hinglish for computer master. Used several times in "Slumdog Millionaire" by the gameshow host. Ji after a name is a Hindi term of respect.

A more flattering moniker than "hey IT guy"

Could you please show me how to archive my email, computer ji?

by Slumdog January 19, 2009

Commutard

A Commutard is born when you convert a dirt bike or dual sport motorcycle into a motard (or supermoto), and then use it for your daily commute. Hence "Commutard"

"Every day I see this guy riding to work on a motard. That must be his commutard!"

by Schleppydotnet September 16, 2009