cloth shaking

When you fart and feel your underwear moving

I was laying in my bed and farted it was cloth shaking

by CookieMonster14 February 8, 2020

Depression clothes

When all of your energy is used up by doing laundry, you have nothing left to put them away so you leave them piled on the floor. Usually for months.

Mom: “put those clothes away! They’ve been on your floor for months”

Me: “those are my depression clothes. I will when I have enough energy to do so”

by Missaj88 March 26, 2020

Chav Clothing

Chav clothing sports attire such as local football team used in London UK areas

Look at that bloke with the chav clothing and the iq reducer.

by TurboDisturbo April 25, 2020

tuition clothes

those bland lowkey basic clothes you wear to tuition cause you dont really care about how you look.

Bruhhh , the only clothes she wears are tuition clothes!
Hey I need to change my clothes in your house cause I'll be wearing tuition clothes

by the fashion guru February 15, 2020

Fapricated Cloth

A piece of cloth or a material that is used to wipe after faps. Basically a cloth material to wipe cum / fap fluid.

Satish used to wipe his cum after masturbation with his favourite fapricated cloth.

by KayG June 13, 2020

Chewing Cloth

When you go down on a girl while she's still wearing panties.

Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?

Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.

by John Rook July 17, 2020

century cloth

An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.

John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!

Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?

John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*

John: Behold, my century cloth!

Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*

by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020