When a man fucks a woman in front of a window and pulls out more than once. On the final time you have a friend which comes out of the closet and switches with you. Then you run outside and tap on the window and say Tada.
by Jgoodfella069 August 14, 2008
Get the Closet Houdini mug.Whenever a girl does something stupid to you without consciousness of consequences that warrants retaliation, you take her to a closet of sufficient size to accommodate the both of you. Prior to entering you inform a friend or acquaintance to gather a group of people in front of the closet door in the next few minutes. If all goes according to plan at this point the girl will be topless and giving you a blow job. As stealthily as possible, hide her garments somewhere out of her reach. What you are going to do is ejaculate on her face, put your dick away, and exit the closet to acknowledge the crowd gathered by your friend with "Ayyyyy" and possibly a thumbs up. The girl has just been closet glazed.
Guy: "Dude, I was at this party and before I could even get through the door some drunk girl with nice tits stops me, starts hitting on me and acting like she knows me. In her drunken stupor she slaps my phone out of my hand and the screen spider webs on the sidewalk. She was too stupid to realize that she had done anything wrong so I gave her a closet glaze. Hopefully next time she will take a moment to think before she drinks."
Dude: "Wait, wait, wait, you got a blow job?"
Dude: "Wait, wait, wait, you got a blow job?"
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A girl that you are fucking that is so fat or ugly she should not be seen in public with you, but instead kept in a closet for only you to see.
Chris said he's gonna stay at home tonight. Probably with his closet chick, so nobody makes fun of him.
by Jake2z December 11, 2011
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Get the closet key mug.Adam was unable to seal the deal with Lisa, because he couldn't force his Wang through the thick underbrush of her fur closet.
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Get the fur closet mug.The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.
"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending
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