Critter: Used to describe someone who has been arrested no less than ten times for petty shit. Someone who is on a first name basis with local police and jail staff. A crackhead, meth-head and/or drug addict. It is rare that drugs are not involved but it does happen. Most often someone who is one step above being homeless. Also someone who will steal your stuff then lie to the cops. Has no more than 5-6 teeth and whose face looks like a coffee cake. Generally works odd job for no more than 2 months due to constant arrest. This is also a person who finds employment through various manual labor temp places like Rent-A-Drunk. Mostly found living with other critters. Usually drives a shitty beat up pickup or a sub-compact Toyota.
Hey dude, check out that guy over, is he walking our way?
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.
Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.
Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.
Bro, lock your shit. RJ says that guy is a critter.
Mike, look at all those crackheads. I saw a couple of those critters picking up cans and looking through trash being Bob’s Liquor Store.
Hey man, whose the new guy holding sweeping the yard?
You gotta watch that guy, I got him from Rent-A-Drunk, he’s a critter.
by Tronald John Drump October 17, 2021
Get the Critter mug.That one girl who comes into your life to turn it upside down. She makes you feel things you have never felt before.
She will always be on your mind and keep you happy. She will make you her priority.
She is smart, witty, charming and very intelligent. She will relate to you through every step of your life.
She is one in a billion. If you find a Chittrieta, never let her go.
She will always be on your mind and keep you happy. She will make you her priority.
She is smart, witty, charming and very intelligent. She will relate to you through every step of your life.
She is one in a billion. If you find a Chittrieta, never let her go.
Hey, do you have a Chittrieta in your life? Trust me, she is the the best shit ever. Better than drugs bro.
by Momolicious420 November 23, 2021
Get the chittrieta mug.Related Words
Definition: beautiful amazing eye watering place to be present at. It’s a hamlet of nature , home away from home , shelter of nature , it’s a place to visit one in a life time
Guy: hey friends let’s visit a place which is bliss and peaceful .
Guy2 : do you mean Chittrey viewpoint
Guy: exacting
Guy2 : do you mean Chittrey viewpoint
Guy: exacting
by The Tibetan gyatso November 25, 2021
Get the Chittrey viewpoint mug.by 112Scavenger112 February 22, 2022
Get the critterlism mug.Critter
A hick guy who has sketchy vibes. Typically lives in low income housing out in the sticks or trailer park.
A hick guy who has sketchy vibes. Typically lives in low income housing out in the sticks or trailer park.
by jcghnn May 11, 2022
Get the Critter mug.by mr615 May 22, 2022
Get the critter bitch mug.Refers to assorted eyebrows-raising, tongue-clucking, finger-wagging, and other disapproving gestures and verbal actions regarding your liking certain living beings other than humans.
Aside from people's negative emotional responses to your enthusiasm regarding non-homo-sapien friends, da term "crittercism" could also refer to sounds and/or actions dat come from said animals themselves if they are less-than-pleased wif something dat you are doing, such as making them take a bath, removing food-containers from which they were gluttonously over-indulging, and so on.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
Get the crittercism mug.