Gay Cheeto

Garfield the cat

Alex's cat is such a Gay Cheeto

by dslkdsfkldk November 23, 2017

Wet Cheeto

when ur feening for Cheetos but the snack bar is closed and you find one that fell out of a wet trash bag on the stairwell at hma

Atkins: I’m hungry and the mess halls closed

Other: I saw a wet Cheeto on the stairwell.
Atkins: bet gotta blast.
Other: what the fuck?

by Kkk469 December 1, 2018

blue cheeto

When you bang a blue waffle

When Jimmy bangs a random blue waffle and faces the consequences, because he is desperate, and ends up with a blue cheeto:

by Eyeofdali August 2, 2020

President cheeto

Another name for donald trump. The origins of this term come from a time when trump was giving a speech in a city in ohio which he .misidentified as toledo a woman in the crowd was holding up a sign which read:"hey president cheeto we're not toledo!"hence. The term.

Since president cheeto loves kfc so much. I hear he's the new colonel sanders!

by 4realazitgits March 26, 2021

Bag of Cheetos

What you want to say to somebody over the internet. Its effect is as if someone used a racial slur. The offended party proves that they are, in fact, a bag of cheetos and are worthy of such a title.

Person: I don't know. I still say Donsld Trump is the worst president ever

You: Shut the fuck up, you bag of cheetos!

Person: What did you fucking call me?!

Hey, watch out for this troll. He's just a bag of cheetos!

by The guy who is a person January 6, 2019

Dirty Chester Cheetah

When you eat too many hot cheetos and your cum becomes spicy, resulting in screaming.

*moaning*
“Y-your cum is so s-spicy
It burns”

“I did a dirty Chester cheetah”

by dirty austin January 21, 2022

Bar Cheeta

One of those purchaised items which usually ends up miraculously falling apart within a few seconds of use, can be used as an expression.

That mother fucker fell apart like a bar cheeta

by Blob September 23, 2003