Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.
by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021
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Get the cactus bitchy mug.Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
Get the Screaming Cactus mug.Jem: "Mon, I can't fucking concentrate on a single though with all the cactus static blowing from Mon's cock!"
Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"
Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
Mon: "Ugh, I was like totally trying to study last night, but Tam kept calling me and I couldn't get out of his cactus static!"
Tam: "I kept checking my phone, like sending Jem all the cactus static she could take!"
by Cactusstatic June 23, 2013
Get the cactus static mug.1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
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Get the cactus sack mug.amal is the greatest person in the histroy of the world, shes so cool that shes sailor jupiter in real life! .... and a caramel cactus :D
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