by Barry Vulva March 06, 2019
when you stab your dick with staples, and precede to intercourse of the gay variety. Not to be confused with the straight version Clap Wactus.
by OMG its Cuck Guy February 24, 2018
1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
2.) Someone who performs this act.
3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.
3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013
Someone or something that is crazy like a cactus. This is a subdued but noticeable type of crazy. Also Alliteration
by tther November 30, 2021
Cactus TheNotable is Notable
by Cactus TheNotable May 18, 2021
Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.
That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey
My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
by ObviousDailyLingo January 26, 2016
The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.
by Bshshdbs December 04, 2015