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Prickly Cactus

When you are having sex on the beach you stick your thumb in the sand and then shove your thumb right up the broads cornhole.

Can also be used in conjunction with a screaming pelican
While I was giving this chick a screaming pelican, I stuck my thumb in the sand and gave her a prickly cactus also.
by cwh_2002 April 26, 2006
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Pearl Cactus

The act of giving a nasty ass fugly woman a cream pie. Her vagina is so wide that a cactus would fit, which she would probably enjoy. Similar to a pearl necklace, but located in the vaginal region.
Last year PJ gave a nasty fat soroity girl a pearl cactus. I heard he's paying child support now.
by JOKRGUY2012 February 21, 2011
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Rusty cactus

When a ginger person shaves their pubic region and sticks them to a male's penis and fucks them up the anus until they shit down their shaft
When my wife performed a rusty cactus she shit down my shaft and it got caught in my japs eye
by Humphrey cavendish March 8, 2014
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Red Cactus

1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.

2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.

Cara: Huh?

Doctor: You have vaginitis.

2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!

Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
by mason4456 May 23, 2010
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Caramel Cactus

Someone that takes a joke way to far...

A difficult Woman...

A McDonalds Employee...

A Sexy Beast ;)!
amal is the greatest person in the histroy of the world, shes so cool that shes sailor jupiter in real life! .... and a caramel cactus :D
by thebroskiiii March 4, 2011
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mad cactus

Damn, I went home with him last night, but his dick had so much hair...it was a mad cactus!
by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011
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Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
by Steamtronic January 30, 2014
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