2 definitions by mason4456

1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.

2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.

Cara: Huh?

Doctor: You have vaginitis.

2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!

Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
by mason4456 May 23, 2010
Stofe is a word made in a fifth-grade classroom in Claysburg-Kimmel Elementary School. The word was first used as a synonym for 'cool' or 'fanfreakingtastic'. The word was found on the back of a very old bookmark that some people believe is dated back to the 70's/80's. Although not the most popular word, it is believed to have many believers throughout the Claysburg-Kimmel School Destrict. It's mostly used for sarcastic situations. Do not get the spelling mixed-up with 'Stof'
Elizabeth: I found out that by the theory of Edison, E does NOT equal mc2, BUT mc3!

Sarah: Thats so stofe, Elizabeth. *Rolls eyes*

Elizabeth: Ikr!
by mason4456 May 22, 2010