Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2014

Clicks

I don't get those.

Hym "I don't get clicks. Nothing I do or say has any relationship whatsoever to getting clicks. There are no clicks here. I'm in a 100% click-free vacuum. You get clicks. I don't get clicks."

Clickist "Well if you don't get clicks then something-something non-sequitur!"

Hym "YUUUP! Something, something non-sequitur, bud. You're exactly right! Your brains is real good and almost as good as mine."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

click-up chicks

this is when men are on the internet trolling social networking sites to have an arsenal of attractive womens' headshots on their pages with hope to voyeur, admire the headshots, and/or actually meet the women.

Last Friday, I got two "friend requests" from men I don't know. After some wall posting, it became clear they were trying to click-up chicks.

by JonesToTheGrindstone.com April 21, 2009

Click Nigga

A lowlife person, most notably a social media whore, who pounces upon any tidbit of pop culture reference without expounding on why the the subject of their reference is relevant beyond that of the title.

Damn, look at all the click niggas on YouTube once Avengers: Endgame surpassed Avatar as highest grossing film of all time.

by Ready2bSteady July 21, 2019

click pto

just what Bingo said from bluey

nothing UwU click pto

by dude stan September 6, 2022

Click Repellent

(On the internet) Content that fails to interest visitors into clicking on a link to a particular website. This is usually due to the excessive usage of clickbait, or from completely misunderstanding the needs of the audience.

I don't watch anything with Logan Paul anymore, he's click repellent.

by _e July 9, 2018

link clicking aversion

When someone doesn't click on a link for fear of opening a website containing a virus.

Dave: What was that link in that email you sent me yesterday?
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone

by stlhoosier December 18, 2012