Uwe Time

The feeling of a movie being far longer than it actually is due to terrible film making. The movie stops being "so bad, it's funny" and becomes just bad. Usually occurs when watching a Uwe Boll movie but can happen when watching an equally terrible movie.
Man, this movie is so bad, I feel like I'm slipping into Uwe Time.
by upsdown September 19, 2010
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Awkward Timing

When someone comments on something at an unnecessary moment
A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.

"That was some awkward timing"
by Wooplah April 25, 2009
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Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.
Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time
by CactusBill December 16, 2011
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stop time

A special time at which you must STOP.
Person 1: Omg, its, like, stop time! But I want to talk annoyingly more!

Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021
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covid-time

The period of time defined by COVID-19's inundation upon the world, between its first appearance in late 2019 and ends (hopefully) with mass vaccination against it.
I haven't got a haircut during covid-time. It's just too much trouble wearing a mask while sheers are in use around my head. Just ask a certain politician in San Francisco.
by fcsuper September 11, 2020
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Mason time

The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended
Person 1: Where the fuck is Jamie?
Person 2: That useless cunt, he's running on Mason time again
by curlyhairedman August 23, 2011
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time gate

Similar to a paywall, a common mechanic in modern games, especially mobile, where a feature of the game (or the game itself) has a limited number of uses or play time which only resets when the next period begins (usually a daily refresh) unless the player opts to pay extra.
God damn I hate the time gate in this mobile app. I can only play at best an hour a day unless I pay extra.
by nitorita April 12, 2021
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