bark toe

A horrific, disabling disease that is usually but not limited to infecting the large or "big" toe. Givin' the name bark toe due to the fact that your toe nail rots away in select spots and turns the nail thats left brown, giving your toe the appearance of the trunk of a well nourished maple tree, but an unhealhy toe. If left untreated it can probably get worse and your foot will most likely look like ass. It is extremely contagious. If your wondering who to thank for this pretty shitty condition you can thank one Delvin Nashville Country Music Superstar Sensation Extraordinare who didn't take medication correctly after an ingrown toe nail. Delvin Nashville currently lives in Honolulu, Hawaii and struggles day to day with his illness.

Do you want me to take you to the doctor, it looks like you could have bark toe?

by ryanmorgan March 4, 2006

barkseh

A barkseh is someone who goes on Habbox Forum and has a huge penis and a hate for geordies.

Brandon: "Look Clarissa, it's Barkseh!"
Clarissa: "Yes! I love his huge penis!"

by Shinyapples November 6, 2008

Lauren Barksdale

Lauren, you gotta love and hate her at the same time. no guys like her and she says no to all guys that ask her out. she is also very short and likes to stay out of trouble. she also annoy her older sister and that's why her older sister likes her friends better than her. she's such a cool kid.

Ella and Charlotte love Lauren Barksdale so so so much .

by yoyoyo42069 December 15, 2019

All Bark And No Bite

A derogatory phrase that refers to a spineless person who talks a lot about making changes that they will never do.

Kevin McCarthy is a disgrace to America. He's all bark and no bite.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2021

your dogs are barking

you got some ugly ass feet and they're probably smelly too

person: *sends a pic of feet*
me: "girl your dogs are barkinggg"

by peahfaithywaithy July 23, 2017

barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.

Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.

by W. Lunker March 6, 2008

Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010