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crunch

verb --- to diminish or compromise someone's projected ideal.
Man, you just crunched the point I was talking about!

What? ... Are you trying to crunch our entire platform?
by stilldajoker September 29, 2021
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zoodabega crunch

a healthy breakfast cereal with zucchini and rutabaga.
Hey mom can you pour me a bowl of zoodabega crunch? I'm late for school!
by Fortune Wookie May 7, 2011
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Louisiana Crunch Cake

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up
by lilLasagna December 6, 2019
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crunch

To critically injure or cause extreme pain.
Darnel will crunch Jenny because he is not scared, bro.
by jarncki November 14, 2015
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Cool Crunch

-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 11, 2009
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Crunch

When you're about to knock somebody out or punch someone
Da'Jon: "I'm finna crunch his dumbass"
by GAZER GAZER SO October 1, 2019
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Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping
So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018
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