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burner

i keep my burner on me.
by joey gril May 6, 2023
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Burner

A person who is below average, and even upon further inspection still does not posses talents or useful knowledge.

A synonym for waste of space, and generally used as hyperbole in conversation. In the same way, it’s essentially just a derogatory way of describing a person as useless.

Of course, this is why it’s put in this sense. The word burner at its core is just a way of alluding to how useless they are, as if they existed only to burn out like a cigarette.
“God, you’re such a burner.”

“I hate burners…”
by FictionalBiscuits October 20, 2023
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Burner Marriage

A marriage that ends abruptly before any permanent entanglements like kids or joint property.
Friend 1: How’s Justin & Maddy doing?
Friend 2: Totally on the rocks! He’s already moved out. Burner Marriage
by ten nine? June 8, 2024
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turf-burner

an individual or multiple persons (plural. turf-burners) whose genital area(s) is(are) inhabited by one or multiple sexually transmitted diseases.
i.e. chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, crabs, herpes, HIV... etc.

-causes- promiscuous sex, flings, cheating, adultery and/or overall low self esteem leading to one or more of the former
guy 1 (scratching) "I think I hooked-up with a turf-burner last weekend."
guy 2 "You should always consider the quality of the field before you play ball."
by Chris Demo June 24, 2008
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crumpet burner

Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.
Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon
by Toshir0z January 12, 2015
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Bunsen Burner

The burning sensation left behind after a man has sex with a fork so intensely and fast it leaves her vagina radiating heat.
Joe: So how was it?
Tim: You'd have to ask her, all I know is I left her with a Bunsen Burner. When I was through her vagina was so hot I could've warmed my hands like a campfire.
by WebsterOfLies December 21, 2017
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Burner account theory

The theory that people who post their true opinions on burner accounts are too scared to have their main account and theirself associated with said opinions
user639519562549: The holocaust was deserved, save evropa!

JohnJorker27: Burner account theory
by DonkDonkBaDobk September 21, 2025
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