pittsburgh buffet

Typically served during a Steelers tailgate party. A loud mouthed drunken bbw women passed out in the bed of a Dodge Ram diesel p.u. truck is stripped nude. Loud mouth Male Steelers fans who would suck Ben Roethlisberger's cock for street cred, begin chanting here we go Steelers. Then her asshole is stuffed with kielbasa and sauerkraut, her pussy gets filled with pierogies, she is covered with shitty Primantis brothers Cole slaw and fries. Now a group of sweaty foul mouthed union steel workers perform a circle jerk and shoot their man gravy all over the local passed out yinzer mama. Then an old polish grandma that smells like shitty iron city beer yells chicken on the hill (thinking she's at a pirates game in 1978. Then the locals dine on the local bbw's nude delicatessen spread.

Hey Butch, that was a delicious Pittsburgh buffet yesterday at the Steelers game.

by Rooster7395 December 15, 2020

a whole buffet

A whole meal is when someone looks like hotter than fire and could be like real good in a relationship and in bed

Hailey is a whole buffet!!

by Robocoder35 February 15, 2020

buffdaddy

A name for someone who is buff or muscular or highly narcissitic.

Paul is a buffdaddy...

by Kid January 25, 2004

Hometown Buffet

To eat yogurt out of someones ass.

Yo ! I can't wait to eat at the hometown buffet, nah mean ? (winkwink, nudge nudge)

by Stephanie Raye January 6, 2008

Jimmy Buffet Jack

The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.

The biggest problem with the Jimmy Buffet Jack is it takes me all day to pick those tangled feathers out of my pubes.

by Jimmie Buff January 31, 2007

weed buffet

Buffet of Marijuana. Copius amounts of cannabis. Usually used to describe a bowl, joint or blunt of different strains of the Cannabis Sativa and Indica plants.

Max: Hey, Matt! Would you like to try this weed buffet? It has strawberry cough on the left and Ricki's quote, un-quote "Piff"!
Matt: Gee WOULD I!
Tia: Peace BABY!

by Max Harris December 26, 2007

Buffaded

when you eat so much at the buffet you can no longer move, you are sweating, you feel like crap and you need to crap, you are experiencing shortness of breath, you look like a swollen hot dog, and all you want to do is sleep.

Hey man, lets grab another plate and go get some cobbler to top it off. No way, i cant do it (cough, cough, wheez, burp). Normally i would but i'm straight up BUFFADED.

by thefallingdream January 17, 2010