Buffaded

when you eat so much at the buffet you can no longer move, you are sweating, you feel like crap and you need to crap, you are experiencing shortness of breath, you look like a swollen hot dog, and all you want to do is sleep.

Hey man, lets grab another plate and go get some cobbler to top it off. No way, i cant do it (cough, cough, wheez, burp). Normally i would but i'm straight up BUFFADED.