Baudelaire

Verb -

When a man wraps his partner's hair around his penis and matsturbates; usually resulting in orgasm and messy hair.

Derives from Charles Baudelaire (1821-1867) who obtained sexual gratification from the smelly and sticky hair of his lover Jeanne Duval.

"Oh my God! I can't believe you just Baudelaired me!"

"I am so going to Baudelaire you, you naughty little minx."

by poshwanker September 9, 2011

Braden

A complete FUCK BOYYY makes those cringy musical.lys and thinks hes hot. ASKS EVERY GIRL OUT ecspecially the new girls but vv attractive

Me: ew i just saw a braden
Girl: did he ask you out again?
Me: yes...

by Ewstayaway November 15, 2017

Braden

Boy who really likes anal and will often seek it

"He was such a Braden last night , couldn't keep his fingers out of my ass"

by Twoface September 21, 2016

Bradelocz

Trademarked name for a hairstyle and technique developed by Cherie King. It is dreadlocks that are installed as braids, then tightened at the roots using an interlocking method as they grow out.

I don't twist my dreads; I have Bradelocz.

by pyvsi May 2, 2011

Braden

useless peace of shit

Thats a Braden.

by cocacolacat February 16, 2018

Braden

He is the type of guy that is funny, stupid, kind, sensitive, and maybe some ways charming. He is pretty lame and boring to talk to. He may have social anxiety, laughs at stupid things and even sometimes annoying but he’s always there when you’re having a bad day.

Braden you’re so lame ughh

by ayeayeaye321 September 12, 2019

runaway bride

a person who realizes at the very last minute that her boyfriend who claimed to be a BORN AGAIN VIRGIN was actually gay and world NEVER perform in the sack EVER!!!

Jennifer thought that it was a little weird that her fiance whom she had been engaged to for years never wanted to have sex even when she threw it in his face and became a RUNAWAY BRIDE.

by Deborah Spicer August 10, 2006