Brown Lantern 

A finishing maneuver when a man and woman are having sex. As the man is ready to ejaculate he jumps up, turns around and lights a fart as he finishes himself off.

Johnny and Debbie ate at a wonderful mexican restaraunt. That night Johnny gave a Debbie a brown lantern that absolutely blew her away!

Brown Lantern by 0face! July 19, 2010

Brown Pontiac 

Pink Cadillac's ugly neighbor, the asshole.

Since my man wanted to take a ride on the Hershey Highway, I told him to leave the Pink Cadillac in the garage and take a ride in my Brown Pontiac instead.

Brown Pontiac by Jenn Atailya January 10, 2010

Brown m&m

A type of chocolate. Typically one that Wilbur Soot wants to “fuck”, and think is “sexy”.

“I wanna fuck the brown m&m!” - Wilbur spot during a stream

Brown m&m by Quackitynotfoundwastaken April 13, 2021

Take You Down To Brown Town 

a phrase which is uttered by a man who is about to sodomize another person. Conversely, can be uttered by the sodomee or by someone who wants to perform/receive anilingus.

You better turn that frown upsidedown, cuz i'm about to take you down to brown town baby

Take You Down To Brown Town by ScribbleyDoibus September 10, 2010

knees up mother brown 

national anthem of cockneyland

aind, knees ap muvva brahn, etc

knees up mother brown by mike read August 7, 2003

brown massacre 

It's when somebody runs into the bathroom and has to shit really bad. They don't even get their pants all the way down and blast shit all over the place. The sheer horror and disbelief of a brown massacre is enough to make a grown man break into tears.

If your house is full of drunk people, or if you just had a big bean burrito, get ready for a brown massacre from hell.

brown massacre by rockstarchris June 21, 2007

Brown ButterFly 

It's the cousin of "tossin a salad". Instead of using your tongue to stimulate an anus, you use your eyelashes like a butterfly kiss. bananus

Sara was afraid if she blinked too much while the brown butterfly was in effect I would shit in her eye upon opening. I let her know I have control of my anus by letting a little fart out and taking a single eyelash with me as a keep sake forever.

Brown ButterFly by R2RO April 25, 2013