Broke Man Diet Plan

The Broke Man Diet Plan is when you diet buy not eating because you cant afford to fukin eat. This is along one of the most successful diet plans. Only beggars will fail this one.
Woman: Damn! How you lose that weight?

Man: I went broke lol! Its that Broke Man Diet Plan
by Mr. Rugby March 08, 2014
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My water just broke

When that poo baby be coming.
Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?

They're your leather seats.
by Shuaman August 21, 2020
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go woke or go broke

This is an elite form of blacklisting non-Leftists in media and entertainment.
In Hollywood the rule is go woke or go broke!
by I, Wreckerrr March 11, 2021
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When you have managed to sink to new lows, and can barely stand to look at your self in the mirror anymore, you, my friend, are broke-down, busted and disgusted. When you have reached that level, you know that you are truly pathetic. You are past pitiable. People cover their eyes nose, and ears when you walk by. There is no hope for you.
Derek had not bathed in two weeks, he had not moved from his bedroom in two months, and his friends had not talked to him in two years. The brother was broke-down, busted, and disgusted.
by Deven F. Baby October 24, 2008
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I broke the dam

A statement that is used to hijack a thread on a message board. It's first use was on a thread about anti-hijacking on the message board SomaForums. The members that created the statement and where the pioneering users to use it where; The Colby Jack, Tender Surrender, Napoleon_Dynamite and Capeskim. All from SomaForums. It's first use was on "National Hijack Day (11/16/05 )" created by the above members, the spam tactic has been used throughout the message board communities.
Admin: "Ok guys, we should stop all of the spam that is going on"
Member: "I broke the dam"
Member2: "How could you?!"
by T3h Dark Dude November 25, 2006
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all hell broke loose

All hell broke loose when the gorilla's broke loose from the zoo
by Ac February 03, 2004
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Broke down Bus Jayer

Well...
A broke down bus jayer is homeless piece of shit that jumas and is a rondo. They also do sexual pleasures for many men while being not flossy.
i never catch myself cakin on a broke down bus jayer..
by TheFlash24 August 05, 2011
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