british gangfight

An out-of-hand argument between two groups of people that lacks any form of physical violence.

Kid 1: Did you see that fight yesterday?
Kid 2: No one threw a punch or anything, it was just a British gangfight

by Axem Chaotix September 29, 2005

British Person

Does not actually exist. Great Britain is a union of four countries, England, (Northern) Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Great Britain is not a country therefore there can't be British people. There are however English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh people.

Random yank redneck: "Yehuck, your Bridish ain't ya?"

Me: "No you moron I'm English."

by Toolstyle June 13, 2005

A British Physical

During sex, The man sits behing the female who spreads her asscheecks. The man then reaches in the rectum, and fishes for as much fluid as possible. He then sticks his hand covered in butt juice, into the vagina, and does the same. This is done repeatedly until the female is too sore to undergoe it any longer.

Guy to his friend: last night i gave this bitch a british physical! I was in and out for like an hour and a half!!!

by DirtyBrit September 11, 2009

British

Awesome people, but terrible food.

Spotted-Dick? I think I'll pass...British food is gross.

by B_A_M September 28, 2010

British People

Probably the most polite, sofisticated, calm, interesting people. Everyone says that they're a bunch of snobs but never judge a book by its cover! If you don't be a rude steroetype to them they won't to you. :) (this is coming from an American)

British people are cool lol idk

by */Stardragons/* January 6, 2018

British Blind-Fuck

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.

dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway

by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011

British Shorthair

The most evil, spiteful breed of cat to ever walk the planet. British Shorthairs tend to give you dirty looks 24/7 and stare at you while they plot your death. They are always grumpy and are counting down the days until you drop off the face of the earth.

Person 1: What kind of cat is that?
Person 2: Oh, thats a British Shorthair. Don't make eye contact with them, they will stare you down.
Person 1: OH SHIT!!! (starts running away)

by MJMegaFan1983 April 6, 2021