Brandon

An idiot who is always saying “In the U.S” or “No Really!!”
“Where is XYZ....?”
In the U.S

Seriously Brandon?!?”
by whyamihere?justtosuffer June 01, 2019
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Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.
I can't imagine spending my life without Brandon.

I'm so lucky to have Brandon in my life.

I love Brandon so much.
by justsomegirlinlove October 05, 2020
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Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny
by clevelandboi455 September 19, 2018
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A dickhead who needs to get out of our house :)
AKA Bran-Dumb
Fuck you Brandon!
by Miacat123 May 20, 2019
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An asshole who like to lie about how many girls he's fucked. Over all he's a bitch with no life and thinks it's ok to ditch people. Everyone can't stand him but prentends they do out of pity. Most Brandon's aren't like this just one cunt
Girl 1-" I just started talking to Brandon"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"
by Whitted November 15, 2017
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Brandon: Baby I love you I'll see you tomorrow...
Few hours later. Yeah I fucked another woman. Sorry
by Starstream February 04, 2019
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Secretly loves a big dick in his anus
Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly
by Who’s hunting whom September 07, 2020
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