Brandon

Brandon
A 4 eyed big boned fuck

Sonny: yOuR gRanDpA is a Brandon!

by OGBigDick May 11, 2018

Brandon

A guy who is a dick and plays with girls feelings

“God why is Brandon like this I would hate to be a Brandon”

by Bigtuff006 March 19, 2019

brandon

a very irritating kid who has no life and constantly annoys his friends, often disliked by manny people.

"stop being such a brandon"

by peepee1392 June 12, 2019

Brandon

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.

Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”

by GG4U May 21, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is the worst kind of friend you could possibly meet. He is always going out of his way to make your life miserable

Brandon can die.

by Whdhdjjdajdjjc May 26, 2018

Brandon

a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.

Oh no, here comes that shit, Brandon again

by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018

Brandon

Brandon will always love the most beautiful girl in the world and it's always Denise she is beautiful, sexy and there are so many other things but it will take to long to explain. Ohhh and by the way Brandon will always love Denise more and nothing will ever change that.

Brandon loves Denise waaaaaay more and he will always love her more then she will ever.

by Love2.0 December 18, 2017