bombed

a special state of inebriation in which privileged members of society can go unbothered by the authorities

Police Officer: Do you realize you were going 100 in a 50 zone?

Rich Drunk: Sorry, officer, but I'm BOMBED!

Police Officer: Oh, okay sir. Drive carefully.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

bombed

getting totally drunk out of your face that you can't remember anything that happened the next morning. or to fail something horribly

I was so bombed last night i dont remember a thing

i was too bombed to drive home

i bombed that test yesterday

by chickayeaa May 17, 2008

Bored as a Blind Man in a Strip Club

Very, very bored . . .

Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra

by Leo Calnan October 13, 2010

i r bored

so you are




as am i...

guy: i r bored
other guy: fag

by Gheys February 23, 2005

shmack-boobedy!

(adjective) (exclamation) sh~MACK~boob~ED~ee
Whenever writing shmack-boobedy, please put exclamation point.
Originates from smacking a boob when excited, giving rest to your knee.
1. A happening or something that is extraordinarily great: "Today was shmack-boobedy!"
2. Something someone did (past or present tense allowed): "Wow! Your artwork is shmack-boobedy!"

(when anything awesome happens, just yell it if you want!) SHMACK-BOOBEDY!!

by Shelley--the originator September 23, 2008

suburban boredom

a boredom of such extremes that you simply want to punch yourself to make things more interesting. like being in the suburbs

school today had me caught with suburban boredom

by suburban boredom March 14, 2009

boredity

boredom, dealing with boredom

damn, i'm going through boredity!

by ashley August 25, 2003