do a bone

to smoke a joint, or hand-rolled marijuana cigarette, usually shared between two or more people

Person: Care to do a bone?
Friend: Why, yes, most certainly

by Litespeed99 June 5, 2009

bone be dead

Dick that can't get hard.
Erectile dysfunction.

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."

by blossombaby August 9, 2012

new bone

to have a sexual encounter with someone for the first time

Girrrlll, I am so sick of his same whack ass sex game.
Yeah, after 4 years, you need some new bone!!

Dude, my shit wont even get hard anymore when im fucking Stacey.

Man- fuck that stank you need a new bone!!

by BfloHunnydew November 8, 2011

ear boned

The action of one who gets fucked in the ear.

Hey Jack, get that dog away from your head before you get ear boned.

by Cheri cox December 21, 2017

hemtt bone

when riding in the Army tactical vehicle known as the HEMTT (heavy expanded tactical truck) the occupant will receive an erection in less than 30 minutes of travel. This is usually caused by the vibration, bouncing and generally rough ride of the truck.

We had only been on the road for about 5 minutes before i got hemtt bone.

by explodie December 6, 2011

bone crook

A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.

Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!

by Telephony May 22, 2018

biscuit bones

A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.

Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.

by fernofry September 20, 2016