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Blompy

Defecating on your sexual partner just after climax.
Jose gave a mean blompy to Tineesha last night at the Motel 6.
by JackedNick April 30, 2006
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bloomers

a variation on the whole shaped bread product. often over sized bread rolls, breadcakes or baps. Or an undersized loaf. British use mainly.
"go to the bakers and get a couple of bloomers"
by ghostly wanderer January 17, 2008
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bloomington,cali.

a city close to fontana,california with the smallest possible population. all of the 7-8th graders go to bloomington middle school,all of the 9-12 graders go to bloomington high school. a large bridge connects the rest of bloomington to bms and bhs on the other side.
where do yoe live

bloomington,cali.
by saucy phion lion May 10, 2011
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Blooming Onion

When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.
RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".
by Benny Fyttz 414 May 15, 2018
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Polish bloomers

Father Ted said: "oh bejesus Declan, those polish bloomers look like budgie smugglers from this distance. Mrs Doyle look away - NOW!"
by Crazy Boyo July 30, 2010
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blomee

same as blow me.
the moderators of this web site can blomee! since they publish everbody elses bullshit but mine!

fuck off and blomee!
by urbandichater June 11, 2009
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blomit

Excessive writing or posting to a blog; "blog vomit."
"I don't bother following John's blog anymore. Been a lot of blomit on there lately."
by mustdestroyalltraces August 24, 2009
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