Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.

Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.

by LimeSenpai October 14, 2023

Brown eye blindfold

A pair of well-worn underpants.

Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.

by CaptainTragedy October 6, 2018

Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).

Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".

by OliviaWild February 28, 2021

I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

by Souperior March 1, 2019

Throw those BITCH’s in the blender

When u don’t pull out on time and the girl got pregnant. Duh!

Throw those BITCH’s in the blender. Cause who cares.

by Duck devil 69 June 11, 2019

blended ewok

A Blended Ewok, also known as a BE, is a fan-fictional beverage made from blending fruit and vegetables grown by ewoks on the forest moon of Endor in the Star Wars universe.

Originally created for the ongoing comedy Real Jedi Punks on the official Star Wars message boards in late 2001, it's unfortunate name often leads people to believe that it is made from blending ewoks. Which is probably the best thing for them, really.

Occasionally found in chat threads on message boards inhabited by crazy Star Wars fans.

*Random Person throws ewoks into a giant blender*
Rogue: NO! Blended Ewoks are made from ewok-grown vegetables, dammit!

by beeurd July 30, 2008

blindie

A blind SQL injection vulnerability.

The web application was full of blindies, such as:

login.asp?username=' OR '1'='1&password=d0ngz

by sos2011 June 14, 2011