tol beaner

1. much like tol bean, but more beany, and somehow toler.

"Ian, you're my tol beaner. The tolest bean," said Mila.

by recaoflower September 13, 2017

Chris Baney

A scared, terrified person who acts like a pussy. Usually scared of microscopic animals and has a big booty

That girl is acting like Chris Baney

by Dadefinerman November 28, 2018

big beaner cock

Big beaner cock a beaner with a big cock

He has a bbc a big beaner cock his is huge

by Daddyhectoes February 26, 2022

Autistic Beaner

A really stupid Latino person that only munches on tacos,burritos,chimichangas,takis, pão de queijo, an absurd amount of beans , drinks carona,smokes weed 25/8 and eachothers stubby chodes. They also like to rep their homosexual, retarded gangs and always end or start their sentences with "ese" and stand outside their porches with their beanies over their eyes they are called beaners.

Look at that Autistic Beaner
That beaner is munching on an absurd amount of tacos
That Latino is very much a beaner
I fucking hate beaners
Beaners always rob me
Hey stop eating that burrito you beaner
Hey beaner go back to where you came from
Hey that Brazilian is a Beaner
Hey that Mexican is a Beaner
Hey that Columbian is a Beaner

Hey that Venezuelan is a Beaner
Hey That Ecuadorian is a Beaner
Hey That Dominican is a Beaner
Hey that el Salvadoran is a Beaner

I hate my own kind beaners

Im a beaner btw :)

by xXBeanerSlayerXx January 16, 2023

Ryan Bane

He was a teenage music artist and singer on YouTube, active from 2012 to 2014. He became infamous, not only for his horrible singing voice, made worse by distorted auto-tune, but most notably for including tasteless, homoerotic sexual content in all of his music videos, all of which featured him doing disgusting things, such as ejaculating semen on objects (including a Justin Bieber album), licking objects, dancing provocatively in his underwear, just to name a few examples. The lyrics in all of his songs were almost always about him wanting to get intimate and do sexual things with other men he had a crush on, including Santa Claus, his nameless school teacher, God and Jesus (yes, you heard that correctly). After disappearing from the internet in 2014, he has since made it his mission to erase any and all mention of him from the internet. Nearly all of his songs and music videos are now lost, as a result of Ryan himself filing copyright claims against anyone who dares re-upload his music videos and only 5 of them (one of them being audio-only) are still available for people to see, as of today.

Additionally, the upper half of Ryan Bane's face was always covered up in all of his videos, in order to remain anonymous. Because of this, it is also believed that his name "Ryan Bane" was just an alias to protect his identity.

by Janson Jones April 6, 2023

Michael banes

The best basketball player ever

It's Michael Banes

by TheLuckter June 26, 2023

Billy Crystal's Bane

The idea that causes men to accept any voluntary female attention as an invitation to start a relationship, as described in When Harry Met Sally.

The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.

I think this girl likes me, but I'm worried about Billy Crystal's Bane.

by montypark March 31, 2009