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Blockfote

When two good friends both disrespect each other and they have to fight, but don't want to because deep down they still respect each other. Once the obligatory crowd has formed around the two friends about to fight, they can grab random bystanders and throw them at each other and get THEM to fight instead, thus initiating a blockfote. Why fight your best friend when you can get two other people to fight instead?
"The other day, I walked in on my best friend getting his dick sucked by my girl, and that shit was disrespectful. But at the same time, I walked in on him before they could finish, and he found that disrespectful too. So we was about to throw down, but said fuck it cuz we still homies, and we did a blockfote."
by skweezy fan May 7, 2012
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Blue van man

An absolute legend from Loughborough whom reviews food and has been on TRUEGeordie2 with Lawrence
Have you seen blue van man

Na is he good

Yer he’s a legend from Loughborough
by Ksi’s Dad September 2, 2019
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Blue Chew

A pill that helps a man get erect when he can't get erect on his own.
Just give him a blue chew, and you'll have the time of your life.
by xSnickerz April 13, 2020
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blm in bio

a thing 'woke' bitchy oblivious far left white girls put in their bio to pretend that they're a good person. they also talk about mental health awareness even though they mock the mentally ill while claiming they have anxiety.
"why did molly put blm in her bio when she bullied me for 4 years in high school?"
"because she's a blm in bio type of bitch"
by stupidurod July 17, 2020
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blueliner

A non paying individual on the Swift blue line (bus rapid transit). That will use the bus service to handle their drug transactions, either purchasing or selling. A blueliner will also use the back of the bus to divide stolen goods from retail establishments amongst each other. A blueliner is typically filthy, has saggy pants, will have a “i need money sign” ,looks like they are on the influence of alcohol or more than likely meth. Has zero regard for traffic laws, as they will cross anywhere, in front of cars, red light or green light. Their smell is often compared to a walking biohazard.
Throw your trash in a trash can man!, and have some respect for your community! What are you a blueliner?!

You smell worse than a blueliner.
by Dont trust blueliners February 22, 2021
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The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.
Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.
by rhastings88 November 30, 2010
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Rush B Cyka Blyat

The easiest way to win in CS:GO (Counter Strike Global Offensive) on T side. You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there. Some good weapons to use when rushing B are, The P90 sub machine gun, The Russian made AK 47 rifle, and most importantly the P90 sub machine gun.
Random dude: “We are losing, what will we do!”
Sergei: “I have idea”
Random dude: “Oh No.”
Sergei: “RUSH B MY BROTHERS DO NOT STOP!!!
Random dude: “That’s the only thing we have done, how about we go A!”
Sergei: “What’s A?”
Random dude “Bruh.”
Sergei: “RUSH B CYKA BLYAT!!!!!!!”
by GLZY_Jackalope November 11, 2020
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