bertie's madness

Nickname for lead singer of The Used, Bert McCracken's habit of vomiting on stage some say it's a gimic but it is actualy induced by pancreatitis which was probably caused by drugs and alcohol.

Man bertie's madness must suck!

by Accid_Trippin July 29, 2005

Bertie

World's most useless member of society.

It's a wonder he is capable of breathing given how truly lazy he is.

'You see that guy over there, he is a Bertie'

by Rannoc1234566 December 2, 2019

bertie

noun, used for part of anatomy observed by others when one is bending over and one's trousers (often jeans) slide down the hips to reveal the upper region of one's ass cleavage.
abrev. for 'Bertie Buttcrack'

Izzy bent over & showed us all her Bertie.

by will11 July 15, 2008

big bertha

a very fat person who sits on their butt all day and does nothing but make a mess, or a jerk

Mother: can you believe that boy sat home all day and made a mess and didnt bother to clean his mess, he is a big bertha

Friend: UT Uh gurl u needs to get him in check

by Dredre May 12, 2006

bertow

Usually referencing towards a big toe.

Look at that huge bertow!

by jordi40hands September 14, 2006

Bertoncelli

A long italian last name, that no one can pronounce. A rare last name.

Mr. Bertoncelli is eating manicotti.

by patron1234 October 16, 2008

bertoldi

Hot as fuck guy with massive meat rod

All guys be jealous of the Bertoldi guy with the massive meat rod

by Meat heater August 29, 2015