Bearded Carl

A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.

Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?

Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!

by Harold Clampet November 14, 2010

bearded marby

A shot containing equal parts of Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, and Hennesy.

Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.

The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.

Hey man it's pretty cold in this bar. Get me a bearded marby so I can warm up

by Shikey Tues November 23, 2010

Bear Troll

A personality type one gets after smoking. It means all one does is eat and sleep. One then denies it and trolls on everyone else.

Stephen- you're sleeping
Melissa - no I'm not, my eyes are open
Christina - lol she's such a bear troll

by CCSW September 26, 2012

Bacardi Sleazers

Those guys you would see frequenting human cesspit clubs such as the M Club, Box and The Parlour etc. , walking around a crowded dance floor donning the "douchebag-cut" v-neck t-shirts perving on women. Why the Bacardi reference? Well they drink alco pops to keep their blood alcohol levels significantly lower than that of their "bury me in a Y shaped coffin" millbag prey.

"Fuck me...it's like a sausage fest in here. "
"Aye, all the Bacardi Sleazers are dragging them down Thompson's alley by the ankle. "

by emmettmccaughey June 14, 2013

beardalicious

A beard that is so luscious, that when you look at it, you can barely resist the urge to put it in your mouth.

Philip's beard is so beardalicious, that I just want to tackle him, and snack on it all day long.

by PhillyStyle1026 November 23, 2013

bear country

Any place where black bears, grizzly bears, or Kodiak bears are common.

Keep yer rifle close; we're in bear country.

by Sanka Jones December 23, 2013

bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.

man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night

by ddunn June 13, 2018