Became 43rd President of the USA through a coup d'etat by colluding with his brother Jeb, Governor of Florida, to wipe black voters from voter registration roles.
Somehow graduated from Yale by binge drinking and was magically accepted into Harvard BUSINESS School with C- grades.
Took business degree and quickly ran three oil companies into the ground. Bailed out each time by Saudi Arabian sheiks, to whom he is now an oilbitch.
Only known cokehead President.
Somehow graduated from Yale by binge drinking and was magically accepted into Harvard BUSINESS School with C- grades.
Took business degree and quickly ran three oil companies into the ground. Bailed out each time by Saudi Arabian sheiks, to whom he is now an oilbitch.
Only known cokehead President.
George "W" Bush is the first President ever elected without actually being elected or being able to speak the English language.
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George "W" Bush didn't need an education, why do I?
When asked for an opinion on a matter of national security, George "W" Bush replied, "I don't know, ask Cheney."
I believe that my 4 year old is smarter than George "W" Bush.
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When asked for an opinion on a matter of national security, George "W" Bush replied, "I don't know, ask Cheney."
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Get the The George W. Bush Experience mug.A man who won the 2000 election on questionable grounds, then listened way too much to his cronies who he appointed to all the good positions. They told him that he should invade Iraq after about a month in Afghanistan because they secretly knew their oil stocks would sky rocket. He used scare tactics to win the 2004 vote, although John Kerry was not a good cadidate either. On a totally non-political basis, the man is wrecking America, whether or not he's smart enough to realize it. He's basically taken the United States and made it a bunch of beaurocratic red-tape bullshit because he doesn't understand that you can cover your ass with a Cold-War style CIA-cover up. He thinks you need to horseshit your way through life with half-truths instead of just not telling anybody anything. The path of the US in the future doesn't look too bright anymore.
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Get the george w. bush mug.The president who staged the first preemptive strike in the history of the United States of America using the sole justification that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.
Later, when no wmds were found, he fiddled with terror alerts, implied connections between Iraq and 9/11, changed the definition of the word "liberation" to "invasion", and generally deceived the American people.
George Bush constantly encourages misconceptions about the war on Iraq and John Kerry, possibly because he does not understand these things himself.
If you disagree, tell me, why DID we go to war with Iraq? Don't just say why we should have gone, or what makes sense to you (i.e. Saddam Houssein was a dictator, find out exactly what George Bush told us.
Later, when no wmds were found, he fiddled with terror alerts, implied connections between Iraq and 9/11, changed the definition of the word "liberation" to "invasion", and generally deceived the American people.
George Bush constantly encourages misconceptions about the war on Iraq and John Kerry, possibly because he does not understand these things himself.
If you disagree, tell me, why DID we go to war with Iraq? Don't just say why we should have gone, or what makes sense to you (i.e. Saddam Houssein was a dictator, find out exactly what George Bush told us.
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