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Bass Guitar

a four stringed instrument created in the 1950's replacing the upright bass or cello. often overlooked as an instrument, the bass guitar does not get much credit unless the bassist shows true talent such as Thomas Commerford from Rage Against the Machine or Johnny Christ from Avenged sevenfold. In analogies,
Bass is the sperm and the Guitar is the penis

Guitar is the hot chick, and the Bass is the sex

Guitar is the cereal, Bass is the Milk
Bass guitar Rockers!
Thomas Commerford from Rage Against the Machine

Johnny Christ from Avenged sevenfold
by Voorhees11 March 9, 2009
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C Bass

The name given to the redneck who delat to Loyd Christmas on Dumb and dummer. Now affilated to any one who is a red-neck
Hey C Bass, where's your banjo?
by Matt Bruce October 6, 2006
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Nicole Bass

The World's largest "female" bodybuilder. Anybody that has seen pictures of this cross-eyed monstrosity knows that she actually has both an X and a Y chromosome.
During steroids testing at her most recent competition, Nicole Bass wowed the judges when she whipped out her massive 12-inch schlong.
by lil~gurl~unda~table July 7, 2004
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bases

1st: kissing, making out
2nd: feeling up, above the belt
3rd: Hand job, touching below the belt
Short stop: blow job and such
home run: sex
mark and kevin had their bases all screwed up... they meshed 3rd and shortstop.
by whatwhat555 June 14, 2010
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Giving Bass

Giving Bass

When a person starts to pump their ass at someone, usually within a foot or closer of that person, while either they themselves or a companion makes a ghetto bass sound to the beat of the pumping ass. Usually before giving bass its polite to ask "Would you like some bass?" or "Want some bass?" to which, regardless of yes, no, or excuse me answer they get some hawt bass action.
Giving bass is just as good!
by Sassy Steve August 2, 2011
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Bases

The things a runner must touch in order to get a home run in baseball. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that you don't know this. "Baseball" is America's favorite pastime ;).
David Freese: Man, I got to third base last night! I was so close to a home run!
Chris Carpenter: Aw man! That must suck! What went wrong?!
Freese: I wanted to go to all the bases, but my body just gave out on me!
by The Friendly Snowman Outside November 23, 2011
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Neon bands

Any of the new pop-rock bands whose members wear t-shirts that are so brightly colored that they cause temporary blindness. Their myspace pages are just as brightly colored and feature a force-you-to-scroll-for-10-minutes picture of all the band members. These bands mainly consists of horny 12-16 girls that are in love with a least one member of the band's hair.
Paul: Dude, you seriously need to check out this band.

Andrew: I think I'll pass. Neon bands make me wanna club baby seals.
by friskycurtain January 19, 2009
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