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baron samedi

it is a swift back hand slap to the back of the neck usually done when standing up and the one being slapped is sitting down not expecting it. the baron samedi should be accomadated by the sam noise
if you dont settle down you are gonna get a baron samedi

james gave him a baron samedi because he was being an ass clown
by jubajumble February 10, 2009
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Red Baron

When the males bell end is over-used and sore it becomes a Red Baron.
"I shoved my Red Baron right into Anita's muffbucket"

"Man, that hole was too tight, I have a red Baron"

"Bitch, can we stop now, I am getting a Red Baron?"
by P.K. Snelling December 13, 2008
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barron

fucking asshole who thinks he’s better then everyone else. usually a privileged nasty fucking white boy. if they’re white they tend to say the n word and think it’s cool. a loser who has no friends. thinks he can get girls but he can’t, girls just feel bad for him. if you ever encounter a barron, be aware, he’s probably a fucking douchebag.
girl: who is that guy? he’s kinda hot
guy: oh that’s a barron, don’t ever try and get with him, he’s a real douche
by bruh2212 February 29, 2020
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Bartoned

What happens when a team loses a basketball game in which they had it won, such as up by 7 points with 45 seconds left. This most often happens in a D II Championship game.
"oh man, we just got bartoned! We were up 10 points with under 2 minutes left!"
by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007
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Errrin Baron

The Ebonics-inflected version of "a blonde bombshell from Lanikai, Hawaii."
Emma just said "Errrin Baron!"
by Stud March 17, 2005
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Backseat bartending

The action of drinking alcohol or mixing drinks in the back seat of the car because buying drinks in the club is just too damn expensive.
"Lets go back to the car for some backseat bartending."
by TheRedCrayon November 14, 2011
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Red Baron

1. (n.) A man who presumably flew planes in a fine manner in World War One.

2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.

3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.

The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
"The Red Baron shot down a bunch of planes once. It is very 'urban' of me to define this term in a serious fashion. I will now ride the subway and watch the History Channel."

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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."

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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."

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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
by scorpionmintred February 14, 2007
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