Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

by SCOTLY March 23, 2019

bare your teeth

show me that you've still got it to deal with whatever is holding you back or confronting you

eddie: I've got into a problem with some people
friend of eddie: you've got to bare your teeth to them or else they're gonna mock you and disrespect you
eddie: you're right, i'll bare my teeth to them

by DigitsMock January 28, 2025

Bare Drobe

A wardrobe (usually belonging to a male) which is filled with minimal amount of clothes

"Whoa Chris you have one Bare Drobe..."

"I sent my Mom to go shopping for me because I have a Bare Drobe"

"My friend thinks I have clothesphobia because I have a Bare Drobe"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Bare Booty Dashing

When there's no toilet paper in the bathroom so you have to run to the other to get more

Bare Booty Dashing: Man I had to do a Bare Booty Dash in my girls house and her mom saw me! that shit was so embarrassing

by Yasmeenesque June 13, 2024

han er bare en adem

hvis du er en adem er du typen der sutter din vens pik og spørg ham efter hvad han laver du er så dum du har finger på fødrene og tær på hænderne en kylling uden hovede er klogerer end dig din adem

person.1, hvorfor ligger ham der nøgen i en busk, han er bare en adem

by gokamokellerjegsutterdincock February 7, 2023

Bare Mole Rat

What a penis Looks like after a clean shave in a dirty public sink

"Just finished shaving"
"Lemme see that Bare Mole Rat!!!!"

by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

baree

heterosexual synonym for "very"

This guy is baree goodlooking, like if he sucked my dick I would run my fingers through his hair, no homo

by georgpls May 19, 2021