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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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Bald-assed bitch

What you call someone after they warn you about a mistake after you’ve already made it
Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”
by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021
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bald soniasm

bald soniasm, we praise bald sonia 🥺🥺 ALL PRAISE BALD SONIA YOU HORNY BITCHES!🛐🛐
Girl1: My religion is bald soniasm. Girl2 Whats that? Girl1 WE PRAISE BALD SONIA BITCH
by danganronpa lover December 5, 2020
mugGet the bald soniasmmug.

bald er er

people named steven and alex. another way to say ur gay but more
shut up ur bald
“shut up ur bald er er”
by qtfrick May 4, 2020
mugGet the bald er ermug.

Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.
Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…
by 25lilh October 17, 2022
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disco bald

when a light reflects off of a bald man's head and illuminates the room
the room was instantly lit up when the sun shined through the window onto his head because he was disco bald
by pseudowoodoRoute36 February 18, 2017
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