When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
Get the Bald Head Press Conferencemug. Beyoncé touches her eyes after eating super chili hot wings and then the host of Hot Wings warns “Don’t touch your eyes!” She yells, “I know NOW, you bald-assed bitch!”
by Luigi Pepperoni May 10, 2021
Get the Bald-assed bitchmug. by danganronpa lover December 5, 2020
Get the bald soniasmmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 11, 2025
Get the .9.Adjua, Bald, Cuba, Dominican Republic.9.mug. by qtfrick May 4, 2020
Get the bald er ermug. The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.
by 25lilh October 17, 2022
Get the Nose Baldmug. the room was instantly lit up when the sun shined through the window onto his head because he was disco bald
by pseudowoodoRoute36 February 18, 2017
Get the disco baldmug.