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fangirl battle

1. a mosh pit of girls, all things vary, in a fight over some sexy ass dude. (sometimes not sexy...AT ALL...but whatever)

2. a battle to the death over a sexy bastard that doesn't like any of the girls (and has a girlfriend) but likes to watch them fight.
(this would be a Naruto fangirl battle example)
Ino- oh Sasuke, your so cute and all mine! ^_~
Sakura- Ino, i don't know what your talking about, Sasuke is all mine!
the look at eachother and start a fistfight.
kuni fly and punches and kicks are shared.
Sasuke- whatever...
walks away

(ok, now real life fangirl battle)
Lee- hi Newt, how are you doing today?
Newt- I'm ok darling
Rose- oh Newt, didn't see you there talking to her...
evil face
Lee- bitch, i would walk away if i were you.
Rose- oh really?
Newt- now lady's....please step over there before you start anything.
fists fly, Lee pulls a knife out of nowhere.
John- hey Newt, are you going to stop them?
Newt- nope
John walks away
John- asshole...
by Oumu December 11, 2007
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Free battle

Free battle is a term inbred beggars use when they want free money on datdrop.

IMPORTANT NOTES: Frost is bullying a beautiful being called Dante, please help Dante in these tough times D:
Beggar: Guy 2 is rich, lets ask him for a Free battle

Beggar 2: GIVE FREE

Guy 2: I cashed out already

Beggar 3: Don't care give free
by ItsDurdaN/Dante April 27, 2020
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Fortnite Battle Royale

A shitty game that begs you for money, has a bunch of little kids screaming in to their mics, your pet hamster would have more IQ then the developers of this game.
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Sonic Forces Speed Battle

Dan: I wanna try out Sonic Forces Speed Battle!
Me: Dude, no. That game sucks. Play anything else.
by Blueboltron May 15, 2019
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battle apple

A large mace-like weapon used by street gangs in small town America in the Fifties and early Sixties. The battle apple works most efficiently when buffed up to a fine shine with a shammy cloth and a dab of saddle oil.

Referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan.
"Yo, Lotsy, get the battle apple out of the screen cellar and meet us at 7th and Morlot at 6:30 - it's about time we ruin these clowns."
by chintzy March 6, 2007
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Battlebots

Dude, check out my extremely destrutive battlebot!!!!
by Battlebotkid December 5, 2003
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Battery Battle

The comparing of two or more peoples cell phone battery charge to see which person needs the charger more. The person with the lowest battery percentage on their phone will be entitled to the charger.
Person 1: Dude, I need the charger. My phone is like seriously low.
Person 2: This is the only phone charger and I need it!
Person 1: Chill, we'll just have a Battery Battle. How much do you have?
Person 2: 33%
Person 1: 15%, I win.
by Squaresvillefan March 14, 2013
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