Backeater

Someone that eats peoples backs. Often extremely attractive and sexy.

Oh no, its a Backeater! Run for your back!

by Mr.Herpes October 20, 2010

Arch Backed

Protective and defensive over a matter

Then she got all arch backed when I said she could do with losing a few pounds

by Yasdnil March 15, 2014

Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020

Bachelorized

Bachelorizd: A guy who has recently been divorced or separated, having to fend for himself without the help of his wife or partner.

Joe uses the microwave to cook everything now that he is bachelorized.

Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.

John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.

by Beatlistic October 1, 2009

Roasted Bagle

The act of sucking one's penis while slitting your wrists, and swimming in a bath of cum.

Dude, i had the best ever roasted bagle yesterday! Dad came and had one with me.

by Jetson123454 September 26, 2008

Baclet

Bacon Bracelet

That's a nice baclet you got there!!

by Insanegaming1031 June 4, 2015

bacterialogical

similar to biological but only for people who used to play proffesional football and are complete retards.

Bill C:suppose there was to be a nuclear or bacterialogical attack on downtown chattanooga.
audience:...retard

by Will Enz January 17, 2008