A word to describe an anoying, ugly, white, overconfident male. This male always th
inks they are on top of the world and think every one is lesser then them. Thay are also homophobic but also gay at the same time?
inks they are on top of the world and think every one is lesser then them. Thay are also homophobic but also gay at the same time?
Boy: I dont think you are right, you are so dum and im always right!!
Girl: You are so Axel right now
Girl: You are so Axel right now
by AlwaysTheTruth000 May 21, 2025
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Person 1: Do you know Axel?
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.
by Dumbassfuckhead June 11, 2025
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by Fridge on the bridge July 29, 2025
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SCENE 1: STREET
A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).
They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.
A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.
As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:
BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.
Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.
BOY 2: The uncoolest.
END SCENE.
A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).
They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.
A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.
As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:
BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.
Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.
BOY 2: The uncoolest.
END SCENE.
by OdinNorse7 May 8, 2014
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In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
That guy is so fit, he must be Carl-Axel.
I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
by Snus1337 December 15, 2016
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Get the the axel paradox mug."hey, have you been to camp akeela? i heard the people there are very chill and fun to hang out with."
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