《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

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《¤》Pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 i《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Attention Whore

A person that obviously needs something known as a life and who deny that fact that yes, THEY ARE ATTENTION WHORES

Allen is an attention whore, but he denies it.

by secretiveglitch April 17, 2018

Internet Attention Seeker

An internet attention seeker is somebody who will say something controversial just to get attention. They may attack the LGBTQ+ community or say something controversial such as "Pineapple on pizza is the best thing ever, anybody who disagrees sucks" and the tactics they use usually work. They are usually called a troll when somebody finds out the tactics, but the difference between a troll and an internet attention seeker is that the troll is not seeking any type of huge attention, and they will usually keep the trolls on the low.

"Stop being an internet attention seeker, twitter user"

by Czecho_Slovakia August 3, 2022

Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022

attention whore

this ugly girl in my class called patricia

Patricia if you're reading this

eat a pussy

last week Patricia was an attention whore hold on that's every week

by ireawq January 5, 2019

Throwing Attention

When you want attention sooo bad you start throwing a hissy (usually seen amongst children but some rare adults are known to throw attention when they don't get their way)

Man, my kid was up in arms yesterday throwing attention like it was everybody's business; I had to get up and get him to settle down.

Man, this dude at work was throwing attention cause I wouldn't accept an expired gift card like dafuq?!

by Poonani Galosh December 21, 2022

Attention Whore

When someone needs attention so bad that they don't listen to other people whatsoever because they are so involved with themselves.

Kayli: Yeah so I-
Mary: HEY SARAH LOOK AT THIS FUNNY MEME
Sarah:... *whispers to Kayli* What an attention whore

by NotSarah_hehe April 12, 2019