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covid-time

The period of time defined by COVID-19's inundation upon the world, between its first appearance in late 2019 and ends (hopefully) with mass vaccination against it.
I haven't got a haircut during covid-time. It's just too much trouble wearing a mask while sheers are in use around my head. Just ask a certain politician in San Francisco.
by fcsuper September 10, 2020
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Time Pit

Something that absorbs a significant amount of time but offers little-to-no benefit.
MMORPGs are time pits. Due to them millions of people spend countless hours online building up worthless, meaningless avatars. Why don't MMORPG gamers do something more productive (like anything, for example) with their time?

I can't get anything done anymore because my girlfriend Molly keeps calling me to tell me long-winded, pointless stories about the most inconsequential details of her life. She is a time pit.
by larryjr June 13, 2010
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Jennifer Time

The act of getting to your destination at your own pace, therefore never feeling like you are late or on time, you just get there when you get there. Jennifer Time usually ball parks arrival at 5-10 minutes late with no feelings of guilt being experienced by the offender. We just run on a more Universal clock. Most people on Jennifer Time will tend to be late unless it is something they are incredibly excited or serious about. Jennifer Timers will try to be to work on time, but, will be the ones to turn back towards home if they forgot something. They will also throw a curve ball at you and be early from time to time. Jennifer Time is a way of life, but when the Chips are down you can count on us to be there promptly.
I'm not late, I'm on Jennifer Time.
by So She Says July 1, 2019
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stop time

A special time at which you must STOP.
Person 1: Omg, its, like, stop time! But I want to talk annoyingly more!

Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021
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Siege Timing

In Rainbow Six Siege, when holding an angle for 5 years, get bored and look away just to die right after.
Goddamnit I'm dead. I just looked away. Fucking Siege Timing. :(
by Tw1sted Elf 45 July 17, 2021
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winky time

Often used as a code word for masturbating in the most enjoyable way possible.
Boy: I'm ready to have winky time later babe ;)

Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)
by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019
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Awkward Timing

When someone comments on something at an unnecessary moment
A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.

"That was some awkward timing"
by Wooplah April 24, 2009
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