Time Lincoln

When Abraham Lincoln obtained total cosmic awareness he became Time Lincoln. With his new found powers over timespace he fights crime and helps right wrongs using advanced technology from the future.

Holy balls Time Lincoln just saved me from getting hit by a bus.

by Mr Matxyzptlk February 19, 2009

Taos time

Taos time refers to the time zone of Taos, New Mexico. To convert to Taos time, start with Mountain Standard Time and add 15-30 minutes. If a person is scheduled to arrive at your house, add 8 - 48 hours.

1: "Oh no, i'm running late to my class. At least the professor won't start for a few minutes because we're on Taos time."

2: "I waited here all day for the plumber to come and he didn't show up! He's running on Taos time."

by derpymcgee April 4, 2011

Time Pit

Something that absorbs a significant amount of time but offers little-to-no benefit.

MMORPGs are time pits. Due to them millions of people spend countless hours online building up worthless, meaningless avatars. Why don't MMORPG gamers do something more productive (like anything, for example) with their time?

I can't get anything done anymore because my girlfriend Molly keeps calling me to tell me long-winded, pointless stories about the most inconsequential details of her life. She is a time pit.

by larryjr June 13, 2010

Uwe Time

The feeling of a movie being far longer than it actually is due to terrible film making. The movie stops being "so bad, it's funny" and becomes just bad. Usually occurs when watching a Uwe Boll movie but can happen when watching an equally terrible movie.

Man, this movie is so bad, I feel like I'm slipping into Uwe Time.

by upsdown September 19, 2010

Ahmuddi time

An epoch during which one finds themselves in possession of what can only be described as an hour of resplendent magnificence.

Last night's party was amazing! We danced, laughed, and had a real Ahmuddi time.

by PrimeApes Inc. August 21, 2023

Siege Timing

In Rainbow Six Siege, when holding an angle for 5 years, get bored and look away just to die right after.

Goddamnit I'm dead. I just looked away. Fucking Siege Timing. :(

by Tw1sted Elf 45 July 17, 2021

covid-time

The period of time defined by COVID-19's inundation upon the world, between its first appearance in late 2019 and ends (hopefully) with mass vaccination against it.

I haven't got a haircut during covid-time. It's just too much trouble wearing a mask while sheers are in use around my head. Just ask a certain politician in San Francisco.

by fcsuper September 10, 2020