Gammon gash

Huge battered pink fanny

Holy shit that girls got a gammon gash

by Walesy5p February 05, 2018

gashe

When something is some what experience expensive but is terrible and or useless.

“Why’d you buy that it’s so gashe.”

by Crams September 15, 2019

cribbin' gash

Occurs when a man performs oral sex on a woman's vagina in a manner similar to that of a horse eating out of a feed trough.

Q: What are you doing tonight?
A: Oh man, I'm just gonna be cribbin' gash non-stop.

by whiskerdick February 16, 2009

gash to nash

The ratio of girls (gash) to boys (nash) in a room or place.

What a crap gash to nash ratio,were never gunna pull

by ifiwantsomethingilltakeit March 08, 2011

Gash Mash-up

When a person gets bored of one persons vagina so has to swap from fanny to fanny. Also if a person does not get action from his girlfriend or only once or twice a week so finds other girls so he can get gash all week.

Joe: Woww i've got a proper gash mash-up this week lillie on monday then ellie tuesday then my girlfriends sleeping over wednesday but friday i think i will see Georgie.

Jack: Ahh cant be arsed my girlfriends fanny is to tight i get bored might as well go fuck Georgie.

by sbvodka July 28, 2010

Michael Gash

Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability

Ex kings lynn Town striker

Very fit

Girl: woah look its Michael Gash he is so hot
Girl 2 : I would definitely smash

by Guinness June 17, 2021

gash monger

meaning a prostiute

you slept with 6 mans your a "gash monger"

by matthew heather September 17, 2008