absolute mongoloid

A modern slang term for an idiot. Comes from a very rare term for people with disabilities from the 16th century, particularly downs syndrome, which in turn came from a 15th century term for Eskimos and people of near eastern decent. No longer has any racial or disability connotations, but is still derogatory.

"Memes are modern day political cartoons, you absolute mongoloid."

by Xython May 13, 2019

absofuckinlutley

Something that you are definitely certain on and there is no way it is a mistake

Thinking a girl is mega fit!

by Shaun March 14, 2003

abso-fruitly

synonym for absolutely.
meaning positively or definitely; without doubt.

most likely used either by a homosexual, or one trying to infer homosexuality.

1: Can you please grab that enormous, thick, wet, vibrating dildo for me?

2: Abso-fruitly!

by Powerclap January 1, 2010

absolutely yes

street drug. you wouldn't know about it tho

What's good?

Absolutely yes

by notmyrealnamesowereallgoodmyma November 2, 2017

Absolute Bitch

Grace

Grace is an Absolute Bitch

by Kevin_ September 4, 2019

You Absolute Heap!

The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"

You Absolute Heap!

by Chunderboy October 29, 2010

THE GREATEST DAY ONLY FOR ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL

May 4th. 5th month, 4th day. is the day only for ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Nothing else can be celebrated on this day or you automatically get the worst punishment ever by our CREATOR, AND any day around it. better make it the week just to be safe. i don't want no trouble.

THE GREATEST DAY ONLY FOR ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL is finally here AMEN!!!!!!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 4, 2022