club dating

When you are 100% exclusive with someone else only when you go out to party/club/drink. But when you aren’t partying, you never communicate with that person as if they don’t exist.

Did you hear that they were club dating? They never talk when they aren’t drunk!

by Julian The Gamer October 14, 2022

date packer

One who takes the "active" role during anal intercourse.

A: Is that guy gay?
B: Oh yeah! Total date packer.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

parallel dating

Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.

From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.

I only date one person at a time, I'm not into parallel dating, I'm a serial dater.

by EnglishConsultant November 5, 2015

dumb date

A blind date is outdated...but you've seen their picture on an internet dating site. You've instant messaged each other or texted but when it finally comes to meeting you've never heard each other's voice when you meet. A voice can be a dealbreaker. Sounds better than a mute date...or a deaf date. If it's a good date it could be a def date i guess.

I met this chick on the internet, we messaged each other like crazy. Tomorrow we're going on a dumb date. If you don't like what you're hearing, you're deaf.

by real name Josh...dumb i know August 7, 2012

Marking Date

When two homosexual men pee outside in the same spot, usually in a public setting while nobody else around, on the same wall, tree, lightpost, ect. akin to how dogs mark their territory.

Bro 1: Hehe y'know bro, it's like we're on a marking date.

Bro 2: A marking date?
Bro 1: Like, you know bro... Like we're marking our territory together.
Bro2: ...Bro...

by Len447 November 22, 2022

Date-whammy

When you are asked out by a a friend of the opposite sex and you assume it is just friendly, but as the night goes on it becomes clear that it is actually a date.

I hung out with Cedric last night. It wasn't until he started inching closer and closer on the couch that I realized he'd pulled a date-whammy."

by RecklessEnthusiasm July 1, 2011

Woodsy Date

Having a raging boner for the entirety or part of a date.

"How was it?"
"It was great, she had such a great arse, I'd rate it 10/10, it was definitely a woodsy date"

by i_bendover87 March 3, 2015