Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''
Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''
Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''
Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''
Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''
by ya-dad October 07, 2012
My mom did the shopping last night, I had a mean fap in a bap.
That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.
That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.
by Warzawr May 06, 2014
by boss rig February 15, 2015
mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!
by zachisaG August 26, 2013
Like a train where you see the carriages one after another. A fap train is masturbating again and again and again.
by SexyPanda17 November 25, 2012
A fap sack is a homemade masturbation device that consists of two materials, those being a zip-lock sandwich baggie and lotion of the user's preference. Another requirement to use this device is that one must have a bed with a mattress and box springs. To use it, the user simply deposits a generous portion of his favorite lotion into the baggie, seals the baggie and spreads the lotion on the inside of it, and inserts the baggie between the box springs and mattress of his bed with the zip side visible. Lastly, the user then inserts his penis into the baggie and thrusts himself in and out of the baggie until climax.
Josh: "Dude, I just found a used fap sack in Brandon's bathroom that he forgot to throw away..."
Nathan: "Aw, sick!"
Nathan: "Aw, sick!"
by Hobo with a shotgun June 17, 2012
a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.
by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018