A fap sack is a homemade masturbation device that consists of two materials, those being a zip-lock sandwich baggie and lotion of the user's preference. Another requirement to use this device is that one must have a bed with a mattress and box springs. To use it, the user simply deposits a generous portion of his favorite lotion into the baggie, seals the baggie and spreads the lotion on the inside of it, and inserts the baggie between the box springs and mattress of his bed with the zip side visible. Lastly, the user then inserts his penis into the baggie and thrusts himself in and out of the baggie until climax.
Josh: "Dude, I just found a used fap sack in Brandon's bathroom that he forgot to throw away..."
Nathan: "Aw, sick!"
Nathan: "Aw, sick!"
by Hobo with a shotgun December 18, 2012
Get the fap sackmug. My mom did the shopping last night, I had a mean fap in a bap.
That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.
That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.
by Warzawr May 6, 2014
Get the Fap in a bapmug. by Pawll May 14, 2014
Get the fap fuckermug. Masturbating proudly after a huge accomplishment. Form and posture of this Fap should be similar to that of a man standing on a mountain top, one hand held victoriously overhead and the other slow rubbing below.
Billy finally quit his job today, afterwards witnesses saw him standing on the hood of his car doing a Victory Fap.
by HotDeuceUniversity September 2, 2016
Get the Victory Fapmug. by boss rig February 15, 2015
Get the lightning fapmug. by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019
Get the Crab fapmug. a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.
by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018
Get the fap shirtmug.